Drexin' the City

thefondest:

hortenseg:

leilacohan:

I would recommend reading every. single. word. of this story, but:

A few nights later after reading the book, Marianne was intending to buy a t-shirt to wear to the opening release of Breaking Dawn in August and she had the Twilight Teez website open on her computer. I promised I would buy her the shirt and that’s when I came across Bella’s engagement ring.

It finally arrived three months later (give or take) and my plan was simple. I had bought a new bed frame despite there being nothing wrong with the old one. I even went so far as to get one with rose panels. She was confused when I showed her the new frame, but then I intentionally proposed to her the same way Edward did,

“I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?”

But it was her face that was most priceless, when she recognized the words I was saying and the ring that she was staring at in its black velvet box. Her reaction was dissimilar to Bella’s — she screamed and nodded and said “Oh my Cullen!” a lot — and I kissed each of her fingertips and the ring that was now hers.

Oh, dear.  And the comments are priceless.

Ohhhhhh God.

2012 will make fools of us all.

Sweet mother in heaven. I don’t even know where to start. Don’t marry this man. I guess I’ll start there. He doesn’t understand how to buy a book. That is never a good sign. It is not a difficult process even if you, “don’t read books that aren’t for school lol!” Also I feel like it is going to be a really good life decision to stay away from guys that idolize Twilight as much as you do. It’s bad enough that a woman looks at this emotionally abusive, controlling relationship and says, “yep that’s exactly how I want my love life to go down.” That speaks to personal insecurities and low self esteem, but when a guy says that, he is either woefully naive and borderline delusional or actually supports controlling, manipulative boyfriend behavior. Bad news bears, ladies.